? current record for broken mounts ?

[bikebikebike]

I went out for a ride today.
It's pleasant after dawn.
I looked down halfway to the park,
Guess what I saw was gone?

I knew I should just watch the road
While dodging auto's fenders
Instead of watching tethered toys
Twirl like The Great Walenda

I know I shouldn't feel too bad, I got two years out of it,
But instead I sort of felt that I should tell those guys to shove it.

I'm thankful that I tied it down so mostly it's just hassle
But what's the life of Karoo mounts?
Thank God that tether's more than tassel.

So for four and a half Benjamins, I'm expecting something better
It's not that I've not grief enough and followed to the letter

instructions wise and rumored tricks to keep the durn thing mounted
Is there a way to keep it safe among the things I've counted?

It's really quite unnerving when the mounting takes it's poops,
Or maybe there's a team at work who's moto is just "Oops"

[bikebikebike]

So five years out the Karoo1 still does not like being held
and maybe the unboxing should include some JBWeld?

[bikebikebike]

When it takes me longer to get answers that are needed out of Google
I invest some time in writing these, because I'm very frugal
And have to spread frustration out , and so this is what you get
When I get questions more than answers when I use the internet.