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Does the new update make your Covid chip buzz now?

Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2021 3:22 pm
by bikebikebike
The Covid vaccine chip inside my arm has started buzzin'.
I'm not sure if it's from the K1 update or it's cousin.
I have little use for Climbing or from Setup's new configuration
I just want for the damn thing to decrease my consternation.
Say, by not losing rides and disconnecting me from all my sensors
And by thinking I would rather have it be an inride PEZ dispenser
That consumes the battery with fanciful investigations
Of coffee shops and nail salons and other destinations.
It pleases me the Radar's better, that keeps me alive,
but little of the other stuff is helping me to thrive.
I'm not certain if Total Ascent is meant to measure elevation
But I still feel like I've got the ass end of this iteration.