Encouraging engagement

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bikebikebike
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Encouraging engagement

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Since the FB page made me swear not to troll HH, I have become exhausted trying to get them to become more transparent and public about the inner workings and their logic in feature development .
I have tried everything. I think it is important in dev process of a constantly evolving product.
Questions , suggestions , discussions support , flattery , petulance, flatulence, bribery, cajoling, counseling, promotion , demotion, commotion, mockery , tossed crockery, poetry, and song parodies have all failed me.

I am lapsing into my final enfeebled desperate attempt: A Karoo/Hammerhead Joke thread

How many Karoos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
I have discussed it with the team , and it is in the roadmap.

Why do Americans drink coffee?
Because Hammerhead wrote the instructions for making tea.

Why did Jesus offer loaves and fishes?
Because the Mount was broken.

Gotta get me another hat.
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Re: Encouraging engagement

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May I suggest the tinfoil variety? :P
bikebikebike
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Re: Encouraging engagement

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Foiled again!

RE: Brits continued request for Temp in Celsius, Mileage in miles, and weight in stone:

If God had meant for us to use the metric system ,there would have been 10 disciples.


A Garmin, Karoo and Wahoo walk into a bar.
Wahoo: Where's the bar?
Karoo: It's on the road map.
Garmin: I just burned 10000 calories.
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